Anneliese Sharpe

Anneliese "Al" Sharpe or "Al the Sharpener", as she is know underground, has rumored connections with Hampshire's Circus Folk Unite. While a seemingly innocuous, jolly, and perhaps, giddy group of goofballs, there is reason to believe that CFU is a cover for poorly organized crime. The only public bust to date has been the notorious theft of the upper RCC red mat, in broad daylight. The organization claimed they were simply "borrowing" the mat, for "safety" purposes during a "performance". The true motivations of the heist remain unclear, as does the black market value of the antique mat.

"The Sharpener's" role in the heist also remains a bit fuzzy. Her known weakness for the song "Mary Moore", fuzzy slippers, soup, and Baily's Irish Creme leave a trail of horrific possibilities for hired assassination by karaoke, which may have been used in futile attempts to cover up the groups activities.