Fly Killing Achievements

 Fly Killing Achievements

These achievements only count for flies killed on Hampshire campus since the beginning of the 10-11 school year.

Now try to get as many as you can. GO.

Rules for adding New Achievements:

All Achievements added must confirm to two rules:

1. They must be Achievable.

--- If it cannot be done, it should not be on the list. A good way to find new achievements is to make an achievement for an excellent kill you have already witnessed.

2. They must be Repeatable.

--- If it was an honestly one-time thing, or if it is too rare to be practical, and no one else could ever hope to accomplish it, don't add it.

Try to make sure they don't overlap as well - you shouldn't be able to get more than two achievements ever from the same kill.

Special Kills
The Classic – Kill a fly with a flyswatter.

- Guillaume, Robin, Mike D., Ryan, Dan H, Rebecca, Allxie, Tim

Lunch Time - Catch the fly in your mouth and kill it.

You Can't Spell Smother Without Mother – Kill a fly with your pillow.

-Christian M, Mike D.

'''Suit Up! '''- Kill a fly in a suit

-Dan H., Robin, Guillaume

Bitch, Please! – Kill a fly with the back of your hand. 

- Mike D., Rob Liota, Lauren

Kill Everyone You Meet - Kill the first 5 flies you see in a day.

Guillaume

The Boxer – Punch a fly out of the air.

- Mike D., Christian M, Guillaume, Solomon.

Shoryuken - Kill a fly by punching it into the ceiling.

-Ryan, Mike D, Tim, Robin

The Snag – Grab a fly out of the air.

- Guillaume, Ethan, Connor, Tim, Solomon, Pat S, Robin, Pia, Samurai, Ryan, Mike D, Ian, Sam, Susi, Christian M, Kat M, Allxie, Sierra

The Snag and Splat – Grab a fly and throw it against the ground so hard that it dies.

- Ethan, Guillaume, Robin, Christian M, Tim, Ian

'''It's Curtains for You! '''- Kill a fly while it's on a curtain

-Kat M., Lauren, Kareema

Put Your Foot Down – Kill a fly by stomping it.

- Guillaume, Ethan, Connor, Tim, Solomon, Ian, Pat S, Robin, Lauren, Samurai, Mike D., Ryan, Dan H, Rebecca, Allxie, Christian M

Oops - Kill a fly on accident.

- Pia, Lauren, Susie, Sierra

I Got Some News for You – Kill a fly with a newspaper.

- Guillaume, Connor, Solomon, Pat, Samurai, Rya, Kat R., Mike D., Rob, Dan H, Allxie, Kat M.

Do me a Favor – Kill a fly that someone else tried and failed to kill.

- Guillaume, Connor, Tim, Christian M, Solomon, Ian, Pat S, Robin, Mike D., Rya, Kat R., Sam, Rebecca, Allxie, Sierra

Finish Him – Kill a fly that someone else has stunned or crippled.

- Guillaume, Connor, Robin, Ben B, Ryan, Grace, Tim, Rebecca, Sierra

Special Delivery – Kill a fly with your mail.

- Solomon, Pat S, Guillaume

The Khruschev – Kill a fly with your shoe, while your shoe is not on your foot.

- Guillaume, Ethan, Tim, Solomon, Ian, Pat S, Rachel, Robin, Mike D. (Check out my new weapon...), Sarah M., Lauren, Rya, Kat R., Grace, Sam, Dan H, Rebecca, Ellen Green, Kareema

The Marksman – Kill a fly from more than 10 feet away.

-Solomon, Ian, Mike D., Guillaume

Sharpshooter – Kill a fly by shooting it with a Nerf gun.

- Rita Treitman, Solomon, Pat S, Ian, Tim

Trust Your Feelings - Kill a fly without looking.

- Lauren (while doing homework, could also count as a Khruschev)

The Art of War - Kill a fly with spraypaint.

The Overkill – Kill a fly with an object that weighs more than 10 lbs.

- Guillaume, Nick S, Ryan, Kat R.

Studious – Kill a fly with a textbook.

- Connor, Ethan, Guillaume, Robin, Nick, Solomon., Ryan, Pat S, Kat R., Tim, Rita Treitman, Sierra

Hats Off – Kill a fly with your hat.

-Solomon, Guillaume, Ethan, Pat S

Fly Five – Kill a fly with a High Five.

-Solomon, Ben., Dan H., Robin &amp; Guillaume,

Assist – Help a friend get a Special Kill other than Fly Five.

- Tim (set someone up for the 'Finish Him'), Guillaume, Dan H, Sierra

Flushed Away - Grab a fly while on the toilet then flush it down the toilet.

- Solomon

With The Fishes - Drown a fly without previously catching it.

-Dan H. (In an upside down water-bottle with next to no air.)

Come Into the Cold – Kill a fly by luring it into the freezer.

- Pat S, Guillaume, Allxie

Nemesis – Kill a fly that has been in your room for three days or more.

- Guillaume, Solomon, Rita Treitman, Christian M, Ian, Pat S, Lauren, Samurai, Mike D., Ryan, Grace, Sam, Dan H, Robin, Sierra (it woke me up for the last time)

Street Kill – Burn a fly to death with a cigarette.

Fencing – Kill a fly by skewering it with a knife or similar implement (warning: may be impossible).

- Connor (with a Saber actually), Tim, Robin, Ryan, Guillaume

Fly Fishing – Dangle something sticky off the end of a rod and catch at least three flies with it.

If Mohammed Can't Go to the Mountain... Kill a fly by moving the flypaper into the fly.

- Ian, Solomon, Josh, Ryan.

BBQ – Kill a fly with fire.

- Solomon, Mike D., Rob, Guillaume, Sierra (see also Oops)

Burn, Baby, Burn / Disco Inferno – Kill a fly with fire while playing disco music. (The hard part is the music)

Fly Me to the Moon – Kill a fly with sheet music, an instrument, or a CD.

- Guillaume, Pat S, Kat R., Dan H

Bat a Million – Kill a fly with sports equipment.

- Connor (saber again), Rebecca (foil), Guillaume

Calling Card – Kill a fly with a playing card.

- Guillaume, Mike D., Robin (Ace of Hearts), Solomon.

The Turnblad – Kill a fly with hairspray. alternately "The Bullet Farmer" - Get really pumped after watching Mad Max: Fury Road and think you're the first one to realize the sensory hairs on the back of a fly are still hairs and run around your mod with a bottle of hairspray yelling "I am the scales of justice! The conductor of the choir of death!"

-Zachary Apony, Grace Willey (respectively)

No, Papa, No – Kill a fly with your belt.

- Tim, Guillaume, Solomon, Ethan, Pat S, Robin, Ryan, Rob

Supah Fly – Kill a fly with your pretty face.

- Guillaume, Robin, Solomon.

Humiliation – Kill a fly with your underwear – or something similarly humiliating. Extra points for creativity.

- Solomon (Stuck it in a condom then hit the condom repeatedly on hard surfaces.), Mike D. (Threw a condom like a ninja star at one and killed it)

The Chaperone – Kill two flies that are currently fornicating.

- Guillaume, Solomon, Connor, Pat S, Ethan, Tim, Robin, Lauren, Mike D., Ryan, Rebecca, Susie, Kat M, Sierra (catch them unawares)

The Reverse Chaperone – Kill a fly while you are currently fornicating.

- Connor (yes indeed. it was my finest moment)

Kannibal Killer - Kill a fly while it is eating another fly.

- Lauren, Mike D., Guillaume, Pat S

Necrophilia Is A Sin - Kill a pair of flies that are fornicating on the corpse of another fly.

- Lauren, Mike D., Kat M.

Catch and Release – Catch a fly inside and release it outside without killing it.

- Rita Treitman, Ian, Rachel, Robin, Pia, Ryan, Mike D., Pat S, Susie, Siera

Double Release – Catch, let go, then catch the same fly again before finally releasing it outside.

- Pia, Mike, Tim

The Hostel - Capture a fly, keep it alive for at least five minutes, then kill it.

- Ian, Solomon, Tim, Guillaume

Karate Kid – Catch a fly with chopsticks. - Guillaume (picture proof:)



Opossum – Kill a fly which escaped after you were sure you killed it.

- Tim, Solomon, Ian, Pat S, Guillaume, Robin, Lauren, Mike D., Ryan, Grace, Rebecca, Christian M, Dan H, Sierra

There Can Be Only One - Kill a fly by decapitation (body and head intact, but seperated)

- Cameron, Mike D., Samurai, Guillaume (same time as Fencing achievement)

The Cleaners - Kill a fly with cleaning products

- Kat (vacuum cleaner!), Dan H (Windex), Pat S (roll of paper towels), Guillaume (Sponge), Christian M (Windex), Rob (paper towel spool), Sierra (napkin)

Double Kill! - Kill two flies that are NOT fornicating with a single strike.

- Mike D., Ryan, Guillaume, Robin, Sierra

Quadruple Kill!!!! - Kill 4 flies in one mighty blow

-Kat M.

Seven In One Blow - Kill seven or more flies with a single strike.

- Mike D.

Gave Him The Finger - Kill a fly by poking it with one finger.

- Robin, Tim, Guillaume

Full Swing - Kill a fly by hitting out of the air so hard it breaks in half

- Samura, Ian

Pick n' Stick – Catch a live fly and successfully throw it onto fly paper.

- Ryan

Mythos – Kill a fly with a Mythos weapon (other than a nerf gun).

- Solomon, Ryan

Edison – Kill a fly by electrocution.

- Rachel, Nathan, Zach, Devin, Ryan, Solomon, Guillaume, Susie, Robin

Shut Down - Kill a fly by shutting your laptop on it.

- Pat S, Susie, Mike D., Guillaume, Sierra

The Gauntlet - Chase a fly into a moving fan-blade.

- Pat S

Worked Out - Kill a fly with homework.

- Pat S, Guillaume, Robin, Solomon, Susie, Mike D., Dan H

Take Note - Kill a fly with a notebook.

- Pat S, Grace, Robin, Guillaume, Solomon., Mike D., Sierra (mini notebook)

'''Womp! Womp!''' – Kill a fly while dancing to Dubstep.

- Solomon

Satchel Kill - Kill a fly with your bag.

Guillaume

Satchel Spree - Kill 3 flies in a row with your bag. 

Guillaume

The Flies Are Now Diamonds! - Kill a fly with Old Spice deodorant

- Sam, Pat S, Robin, Guillaume

Day by Day - Kill a fly with a calender

-Sam, Guillaume 

C-C-C-Combo Breaker - Kill a fly that has rammed into you multiple times.

Ian, Dan H., Sierra (I'm fucking sleeping, fuck off)

The Most Interesting Kill in the World - Kill a fly with a bottle of Dos Equis

Hamper Homicide - Kill a fly with your laundry hamper/bag.

Bennett

The Snap - Kill a fly by shooting it with a rubber band

Chris S.

Location
House Call – Kill a fly in someone else’s room.

- Ethan, Tim, Christian M, Solomon, Guillaume, Pat S, Robin, Mike D., Ryan, Kat R., Dan H, Susie, Sam, Ellen Green, Rebecca, Grace W.

Exterminator - Kill 10 flies in someone else's lounge or room.

- Mike D., Ryan, Guillaume, Ellen Green

I Get Around- Kill one fly in each of your mod or hall-mates' rooms.

Silent Kill – Kill a fly in the library without making a sound.

-Pat S

Classy Kill – Kill a fly during class.

- Guillaume, Susie, Ian, Ethan, Tim, Robin, Mike D., Pat S, Dan H, Allxie, Sam, Rob, Rita Treitman

Pat on the Back – Kill a fly that has landed on someone else.

- Guillaume, Pat S, Mike D., Sam, Ellen Green, Robin

Lounging About – Kill 5 flies in your lounge.

- Guillaume, Solomon, Ian, Pat S, Robin, Alexandra G,Lauren, Mike D, Jonah K, Sarah M, Samurai, Ellen G, , Ryan, Rebecca, Rob

The Killing Fields - Kill 25 flies in your lounge.

- Lauren, Alexandra, Mike D, Solomon, Ryan, Josh., Pat S, Guillaume, Ian, Rebecca, Rob

Saga Slayer – Kill 10 flies in Saga.

- Guillaume, Robin, Mike D, Ryan. 

 

Time Trial
Double – Kill two flies in 60 seconds.

- Ethan, Guillaume, Solomon, Connor, Tim, Ian, Pat S, Robin, Lauren, Alexandra, Mike D., Ryan, Grace, Rebecca, Rob, Ellen Green

Be Efficient – Kill two flies in succession without missing.

- Guillaume, Tim, Solomon, Ian, Robin, Mike D., Samurai, Ryan, Grace, Dan H, Rebecca, Rob

Serial Killer - Kill 10 flies in succession without missing - double or multiple kills count only as one fly.

- Mike D., Guillaume

Dirty Dozen – Kill 12 flies in as many minutes.

- Guillaume, Mike D., Lauren, Ryan

101 Dead Flies - Kill 101 flies in under an hour.

- Mike D., Guillaume

Thermopylae - Kill 300 flies in a day.

Special Trial – Get two Special Kills (above) in 10 minutes.

- Ethan (No, Papa, No and The Khruschev)

- Ian (Put Your Foot Down and The Khruschev)

- Guillaume(No, Papa, No and Kung Fu)

- Pia (The Snag, Catch and Release)

- Mike D. (The Boxer and Calling Card)

-Ryan (The Chaperone and Saga Slayer)

-Pat S( The Khruschev and The Gauntlet)

- Lauren (The Khruschev and Nemisis)

-Solomon (The Marksman and Sharpshooter)

-Christian (You Can't Spell Smother Without Mother and The snag and splat)

-Tim (Shuryuken and Studious)

- Robin (Fly Five and Supah Fly)

Frequent Flyer – Get 20 Acheivements.

- Guillaume, Mike D., Ryan, Pat S, Robin, Solomon, Tim