Grace Curley

Grace Curley was born in Western Alaska and raised by wolves until the age of 8, when she was adopted by a few travelers looking for a place to start a Fig Newton Factory. While her adoptive parents were unsuccessful in finding a good location for their factory, they did successfully find, capture, and continue their journey with a beautiful, quirky little wolf child whom they named Grace Elizabeth Curley. Their continued journey brought them across Canada, into the midwestern United States. They stopped for a brief period in Fairfield, Iowa, to practice Transcendental Meditation, living a peaceful, tranquil life. After several years, they decided to continue to pursue the dream of setting up a factory for their beloved fruity biscuits. They migrated east toward the greater Boston area, and established the town of Newton, Mass, the new perfect home of the delicious, moist biscuity cookies, the Fig Newton. Grace spent the rest of her childhood frolicking around the factory with her imaginary friend Luci and her goat, Oreo. She is going into her Division III at Hampshire College, where she studies Ethnomusicology of Polar Bear Mating Calls for Social Change.

FUCKING KITTENS