William Steffen

Often called "The King of Concentration," Will "Stonewall Jackson" Steffen benefits from a high dose of what most of us call "The Groovies." This is distinguished from such aflictments as "The Heeby-Jeebies," "Mixed-Berry Sunday," and "The Durango Surprise." Keeping it real with his namesake Billy Shakespeare, Will studies literature in its purest form: iambic-pentameter.