Kari Collins

Kari Collins is a Division III student and self-described white trash dandy. She mainly takes happy, fun, sunshine classes and has regular conversations with her bff, Jesus. Her comrade is Katelyn Baker and they do fun things like have costume parties, bake cookies, and use their ESP abilities to confuse others.

Kari Collins likes to wear ties, flip flops (when she can't go barefoot), and band shirts. She is the proud owner of a paisley bow tie, and is trying so hard to learn how to tie it. Sometimes she can be found climbing out of her window onto the Prescott roof to smoke her bubble pipe.

Research
Kari Collins' main research tool for her Division III will be to watch Jesus Christ Superstar a few dozen times. She might read some other Div IIIs about Judas too. But mainly she is just going to memorize the King Herod dance after she learns the David Bowie and Mick Jagger dance from their music video Dancing in the Streets.