Andrew Frank

Chapter One:

Once an aspiring MD, Andrew Frank had a defining hostiile argument with his mother during his senor year of high school that changed his life forever. After the line of blood running from his nose across his upper-lip dried, Frank swore to dissapoint his mother for the rest of his life by pursuing a liberal arts education at Hampshire College. He has been disappointing her ever since.

Chapter Two:

However, before the blood, containing less then a normal amount of iron, was carefully licked from the upper lip of his overtly large, wrinkled, wrinkly, mouth, a thought so grand surfaced it's self by means of a chemical imbalance due to his Napoleon complex and an attitude of unsatisfaction, shown by his actions towards others, such as his brilliant friends and better writing peers, and he knew he would become some thing so profound it would rock the foundations that built the first and second year of his college career, that he would invent the world's first roller-coaster that goes underwater, forcing the strong to test their limits and the week to die, like the not smart enough simple sentences used in most of his writing.