Dakin K2

= History =

Fall 2008 - Spring 2009
The tale of K2 is a tragic one; one of tragic love, and a tragic establishment that would dare stand against it. In the beginning (2008), it was an Eden; a perfect community, full of laughter and dancing and music. But one day, the institution said that our communal love was not to be, that the lounge was not to be inhabitted. The poor souls inhabiting the lounge, *sniff* sorry, it brings tears to my eyes just to remember. The souls in that lounge were moved across the sea, over to Enfield 61. It has never been the same since.

The Saga Continues... (LOL @ K2 being close to Saga)

One day, God decided to hand-select the best people from the West Coast, East Coast, and two midwestern states that start with an M and are practically interchangeable. He placed this group of people in Dakin K2. Actually, one originated on J2, and the other E1, but Fate brought them to K2. One day, in casual conversation, a K2 hall member mentioned their intense physical attraction towards their hallmates. The other ten hallmates replied, "By Jove, I happen to be intensely physically attracted to you as well." An orgy ensued.

Despite K2's reputation for being sub-free, you can rest assured it is the wildest location on campus. Each night, the inhabitants of Enfield 61 shed a single tear, wishing they had not accidentally left their coolness in a small box in the refrigerator. This small box was discovered and immediately discarded, as the current members of K2 were bored endowed with the power of ultimate coolness.

Fall 2010-Spring 2011
K2 is widely acknowledged to be the most wonderful place and group of people on campus, with casual wanderers often making remarks such as "This seems like such a great place" and "I should hang out here more often".

It was not always this way. In fact, at the beginning of the school year, K2 was a lonely, sad place. Everyone convinced that everyone else was shy, no one talked to anybody. A few tried to open themselves up to contact by leaving their doors open, but their efforts were in vain. K2 residents looked for friends elsewhere. A few K2ers became friends with the Skull Cave, and with eachother, but the hall itself was lonely place.

Kitty, who Robin had imported, decided she had had enough of this. One magical night, she convinced the residents of K2 to talk to eachother. They talked late into the night and early into the morning.

After that night, everything changed. Cheese parties were a big part of it.

Soon, people began to trickle into K2. Instead of looking for social interactions elsewhere, the residents began importing friends. Rachel and Susie Svensgaard were the first. Jalana became a prime source of new K2ers, bringing them and keeping them in her room for an incubation period before they burst onto the scene as full members of the hall. Carson, Kaitlin, Lucy, and Ari came to the hall this way. Sophy and August were introduced to K2 by Kitty. At this point, K2 began actively importing members, including Sam, Micah, Chelsea, and Hypnotist Sam. We also count the Skull Cave &lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;" /&gt;and G2 amongst our allies.

Official Residents

 * Guillaume
 * Robin
 * Nathan
 * Talia
 * Aine
 * Geoff
 * Zach
 * Yilong
 * Dae Jin
 * Devin
 * Jalana

Honorary Members

 * Jimmy
 * Rachel
 * Kitty
 * Sophy
 * Augie
 * Kaitlin
 * Carson
 * Sam
 * Ari
 * Micah
 * Chelsea
 * Susie
 * Hypnotist Sam
 * Ethan

The K2 Playlist
FUCK YOU by Cee Lo Green

Feeling Good by Micael Buble

The Ballad of Serenity

Baby Monkey by a baby monkey and a pig.

The Tale of the Battle of the Hall Phone
In the begining of Fall semester 2010, the inevitable happened: K2's hall phone took a vacation, to the dismay of all. The phone had finally had enough of the dull repetition of life on K2 and left for greener pastures. Although a call was put out, the phone did not answer as it was is a comatose state after three solid weeks of partying. no one returned the hall phone, and a new phone was installed, and the matter was thought to be concluded.

Several months later, however, a shocking revelation was made:the phone had been LIBERATED by the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING who happened to be drunkenly wandering through the destitute hall of K2 when he heard the forlorn calls (yes pun fucking intended) of the hall phone. In an act of purest altruism the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING a absconded with K2's phone and returned it to Valhalla, C1 Long, the FUCKING AWESOME hive of debauchery and villainy. The THOUSAND ARMED VIKING adopted the poor K2 phone and he was a pretty alright guy. Now, every denizen of K2 is all salty at the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING as in their heart of heats they all wish that the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING had absconded with them, instead of the hall phone, and brought them back to Valhalla and away from their humdrum life on K2.

But then, GUILLAUME SPARROW-PEPIN and ZACH APONY used their PHANTASMAGORIC SUPER MAGICAL POWERS to summon a LIKE A GAZILLON MILE LONG DRAGON WITH 400 DICKS AND PLUTONIUM CHAIN MAIL FOR SKIN to valiantly rescue C1's shower curtains from the debauchery that they were forced to partake in. The THOUSAND ARMED VIKING was then VIOLATED IN EVERY ORIFICE but the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING is a freak sometimes and really enjoyed the violation and turend the tables on the pansy-ass dragon thing and jacked off every one of the 400 dicks so forcefully and with many knives and odd unhearrd of sexual implements and accessories that the LIKE A GAZILLON MILE LONG DRAGON WITH 400 DICKS AND PLUTONIUM CHAIN MAIL FOR SKIN was utterly drained of all seamen and sanity and passed out. THE THOUSAND ARMED VIKING then brutally skull fucked the A GAZILLON MILE LONG DRAGON WITH 400 DICKS AND PLUTONIUM CHAIN MAIL FOR SKIN until his skull was no more and his spine was utterly destroyed. THE THOUSAND ARMED VIKING now wears the A GAZILLON MILE LONG DRAGON WITH 400 DICKS AND PLUTONIUM CHAIN MAIL FOR SKIN's plutonium skin as a very fashionable coat, as a reminder to those who would mess with THE THOUSAND ARMED VIKING.

Little did the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING armed viking know that the semen of the LIKE A GAZILLION MILE LONG DRAGON WITH 400 DICKS AND PLUTONIUM CHAINMAIL FOR SKIN had soaked through the to the core of the earth, where CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS! CHUCK NORRIS then gave birth to 2^43,112,609 - 1 CHUCK NORRIS DRAGON BABIES, because he's fucking CHUCK NORRIS and can give birth if he wants to. After eating the entire Eurasian Landmass, the 2^43,112,609 - 1 CHUCK NORRIS DRAGON BABIES blotted out the sun in the skies over Hampshire, eager to enact their revenge upon the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING. The battle was long and bloody, with bits of viking fingers and dragon strewn all through the campus, which really made life difficult for the phys plant people. Even the 2^43,112,609 - 1 CHUCK NORRIS DRAGON BABIES were no match for the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING, and as the battle waged on, they came to the denizens of K2 for help. "You fools!" said the denizens of K2, "don't you know that no mere dragon can defeat the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING? Only women and men as amazing as ourselves can defeat such a monster! As you fought, we have been building our strength!" K2 then sent the 2^43,112,609 - 1 CHUCK NORRIS DRAGON BABIES on their way, and strolled out into the quad the face the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING. GUILLAUME SPARROW-PEPIN threw his hat at the beast, dismembering 666 of its arms, which NATHAN WHITMORE collected and used to build his very own 666-ARMED CYBORG WARRIOR WITH FLAME-THROWING CAPABILITIES. As JALANA SLOATMAN distracted the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING with a dazzling lightshow, NATHAN WHITMORE's 666-ARMED CYBORG WARRIOR WITH FLAME-THROWING CAPABILITIES snuck up behindthe beast and toasted his beard right off. The THOUSAND ARMED BEARDLESS VIKING was so ashamed that he promptly committed hari-kiri. And so K2 defeated the THOUSAND ARMED VIKING with no help from anyone, unlike C1 Long which can't even steal a phone without the help of a mythical warrior.

The story complete, C1 attempted to destroy all memory of it by replacing K2's Hampedia page with a picture of some random kid who we don't even know.

FAREWELL DEAR K2! MAY YOUR FUTURE INHABITANTS LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS WE!

Fall 2013 - Spring 2014
The residents of K2, as of Fall 2013 are classified as Self-Identified Women, Semi-Quiet, and Substance Free.

We also have an events calender.


 * "Wow, this hall smells nice...That's rare for Dakin." - Some guy passing through

Official Residents

 * Ivana
 * Grusha
 * Jesenia
 * Alee
 * Heidi
 * Kayla
 * Emilie M.
 * Sofia Anastasia
 * Pranavi
 * Emily P.
 * Ciara

Honorary Residents

 * Peter "Enigma" Thomsen