Sasha Allegretta

Sasha Jessica Allegretta likes art museums, winter, and running barefoot through the grass.

She dislikes Monet, cold marinara sauce, having all her classes scheduled at 9AM, homophobic MoHo professors, and UHauls.

Biography
Sasha is from a magical land called North-Eastern Pennsylvania. It is a wonderful place to live, unless you are gay, a liberal, a Jew, or can do basic arithmetic.

Therefore, Sasha got out as soon as she could, going to boarding school at The Wyoming Seminary of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Here Sasha was sorted into Swetland, where she lived with way too many women. They made her a Resident Assistant her senior year, and as such, she knows everything about everyone and everything. Including how to fall down the stairs after the science building has been locked at night.

Sasha's high school advisor and her husband both went to Hampshire. Her advisor was the school librarian, and her advisor's husband was Hagrid. Following their example, and the wonderful things they said of their alma mater, Sasha came to Hampshire College.

Sasha came to Hampshire to study art history. Needless to say, she changed her mind quickly. She is now pre-med, with a focus on babies. Four hundred babies. Everywhere.

A bet with her wonderful and crazy roommate resulted in Sasha studying a year of Chinese. The roommate bet Sasha she couldn't master the language of the Middle Nation. The roommate now owes Sasha a steak.

Sasha also enjoys modge-podge, knitting, texting, Firefly, Mario, tattoos, tattoos, tattoos, and upsetting her Italian grandparents by being 20 and unmarried.

For ten points, name this Hampshire student.


 * Birthdate : 26 January 1989

Academic Overview

 * Time of Entry : Fall 2007
 * Time of Exit : Spring 2011
 * Current Division : two
 * Div I Chair: Rachel Rubinstein
 * Div II Committee: Pam Stone, Chair; Kay Johnson, Member; Lynn Miller, Member

Courses
Fall 2007


 * Chinese 1 I (Yang Lao Shi)
 * Contemporary Ethnic Literature (Rachel Rubinstein)
 * Teaching English as a Second Language (Hampshire)

January 2008


 * Sundials (Steve Roof)

Spring 2008


 * Chinese 1 II (Yang Lao Shi)
 * Power, Culture, and Imagination (Kay Johnson)
 * Emergence of Modernism (Sura Levine)
 * Design Fundamentals I (Donna Cohn)

Fall 2008


 * Chinese 2 I (Mount Holyoke)
 * Calculus 1 (Mount Holyoke)
 * Women's Health (Pam Stone)
 * Cell Biology (Caleb Rounds)

January 2009


 * Gene Cloning (Lynn Miller and Charles Ross)

Group Involvement

 * Connoisseur's Club : Signer
 * Olfactory Oligarchs : Signer
 * Les Bohemes : Signer