Kathryn Gorski

Kathryn, also known as katgor to friends and companions, was born and raised in New Jersey, North Jersey to be more specific. (It's obviously the cooler half, since New York &gt; Philadelphia.) She went to a nerdy high school and was supposed to be getting intense science education there, but what she was really into at the time was theater, graphic design, and The 700 Club.

As of fall 2011, katgor is a PhD student in molecular and cellular biology at Stony Brook University and is now living out on Long Island. She misses the valley intensely.

Her Division II began as an exploration of cell and molecular biology, along with some religious studies focused on the history of Eastern religions in the context of orientalism and postcolonialism. During F2008, katgor's interest in religion shifted to exploring the philosophical framework of religion and its role with the individual and society. katgor also started genetics research at Mount Holyoke that semester, dissecting maggots to study their fat. Her Division III continued that research and she graduated in May 2010. The final product of the blood, sweat, and tears invested into her Div III was a thesis titled Genetic regulation of fat body remodeling in Drosophila melanogaster, which is available on dspace.

katgor managed to live in every house at Hampshire. It isn't much of an accomplishment, but it feels cool thinking about it. As for specifics, she has lived on Merrill C2 (F2006), Dakin G3 (S2007), Greenwich 4 (F2007-S2008), Prescott 94 (F2008-S2009), 86 (F2009), and Enfield 70 (S2010). She also worked at the Student Diagnostic Center from S2007 through S2010. katgor expresses her feelings with crayons, she eats standing up and she can play "Hard" songs on Guitar Hero. Therefore she rocks. Also, due to her experience with Rock Band: Beatles Edition she has developed a fourth grade crush on Ringo Starr.

Suspected Involvement in Masonry
It has long been suspected that Gorski is either a member or an associate of the infamous Propaganda Due (P2) lodge, given the number of clues pointing towards her involvement in the 1987 profanation of the grave of General Juan D. Perón. The ongoing investigation into the robbery of the former president's hands has yet to fit all the pieces of the conspiracy together, but spokesmen for the Argentine Federal Police continue to maintain that Gorski is a principal suspect in the profanation itself. Given the number of clear fingerprints found inside the Chacarita cemetery tomb where Peron was interred, and her suspected involvement in the murder of several other known conspirators, the case against her is strong. Her numerous and well placed contacts in various international right wing movements have managed to prevent her extradition for questioning and trial.



Gorski's prints were found not only on the discarded coffin lid, but also on the electric saw used to remove the hands.