Merrill C4 Long

= history =

Merrill C4 (both long and short) was a previously little-known pocket dimension in the Merrill buildings, known not only for its relative quietness but also as a pretty nice place. In its unused state, C4 has been left abandoned and catatonic, lacking a designation or a purpose, unlike Awesome Hall or The Hall of Questionable Behavior. But like in the tale of Narnia, where there was once nothing but a dark and vast void, a sound was heard, and that sound then reverberated across the void. The sound, in its uproarious and booming presence, could faintly be heard repeating the phrase, "Guys, what if we made it Shin-Kicking Hall?" and many voices could be heard adding in many rapturous hell yes'es and fuck yeah's. Thus was the creation of what is now known as Shin-Kicking Hall.

At present Shin-Kicking Hall is a feudal-organized meritocracy where high-speed, hazardous contests of skill resolve any conflict between residents. It is also known for publishing the gentleman's magazine PlayBadger.

See also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJhJSmQLC9g

Residents

 * Christian
 * Christian's girlfriend
 * bee-uuuuuuuuuh
 * Sam-wise
 * Professor Q
 * Fiona "friend stealer" Stewart-Tailor
 * Greg "the bear" Fisher
 * pokemon trainer Christian
 * Bea's ass

everyone else.

Playbadger
I really don't know much about this, but I do know that playbadger is not to be read lightly, as doing so is comparable to sending a letter to your grandmother without a postal stamp. She will not get it, and question your love for her when you say you sent the letter that clearly is not being held by her old, wrinkled hands, and is lost somewhere in the antiquated workings of the US postal system. The only thing from her time that has not died off and been replaced by strange new technologies. She relies on this, more than any other, and you can't seem to get your act together to send her a damn letter. The result of such incompetence won't be visible now, but just you wait, when death finally takes what medicine can only keep going for so long, and her Will will be all that is left, she will leave you with just 10 dollars, so you'll finally be able to afford some F%#KING postal stamps.

Bios
Bea, stop being lazy and put your bio here. Same for everyone else.