Hampshire Jokes

Q: Why did the Hampshire student cross the road? A: To get a credit.

Q: How many Hampshire students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 4. 3 to form a committee, and 1 to do it.

A five-college class happens to have one student from each of the five colleges. The professor walks in and says Good morning, class. The Smith student writes it down. The Amherst student replies, Yessir, indeed, a very good morning! The UMass student...is already asleep. The Mount Holyoke student giggles. And the Hampshire student asks, What do you mean by that?