Enfield Mod 70

 Mod 70 is Dapper Mod. Mod 70 is haunted.

Mod 70, the Sitcom
Airing Weekday Nights from 7-10:30*! Watch Vanessa be manlier than Chuck Norris! French toast pizza! CUDDLE PILES.


 * Early bedtimes disputable.

= Current Season, Spring 2012 =

Featuring


 * Vanessa Bellini as the Manliest Man (and debatably the cutest)
 * Kira McCoy as the Real McCoy (and also Sporty Spice)
 * Lyndie Wood DOES SCIENCE and baking.
 * Rikki Sabranski is so fine, she's so fine she blows your mind. Hey Rikki!
 * Sarah Mo as the Crazy Cat Lady
 * Sarah Gordon who loves us more than Scotland
 * Brittni Hayes is the dapperest bitch!
 * Dylan Furlong DOES SCIENCE and cooking (and is still super dapper)
 * Nick Marshall may still fail in some of the ways
 * Katie Culpepper HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPPEARED
 * Noah Sharma HAS ALSO MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPPEARED
 * Shannon Barnesly HAS ALSO MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPPEARED. HOLY FUCK OUR HOME MUST BE HAUNTED.
 * Ursula Chodosh
 * Dina Spanbock
 * Bera!

Current Season, Fall 2011
Featuring


 * Vanessa Bellini as the Manliest Man (and debatably the cutest)
 * Kira McCoy is the Real McCoy
 * Lyndie Wood DOES SCIENCE and baking
 * Rikki Sabranski is so fine; she's so fine she blows your mind. Hey Rikki!
 * Brittni Hayes has maintained the Climax for years now.
 * Katie Culpeper really cares about student vetrans.
 * Dylan Furlong DOES SCIENCE and cooking (Also: Is Super Dapper)
 * Sarah Mo Crazy Cat Lady.


 * Nick Marshall fails in all the ways.
 * Noah Sharma: See above.
 * Shannon Barnesly, resident calligraphy and innuendo expert. Also graduated.
 * Ursula Chodosh
 * Dina Spanbock

Dialect
Mod 70 English is characterized by frequent use of the phrase "all of the _____" and statement of punctuation (such as "slash" or "question mark"). This unique dialect is of special interest to sociolinguists, who trace its origins back to 15 March 44 BC, where it was rumored that on his deathbed Julius Caesar said he felt "all of the angry-slash-all of the sad" about being betrayed.

Spring 2011

 * Ava Luther (The Political Wife)
 * Claire Oberholtzer (Agent Blue)
 * Lyndie Wood (Agent Alice)
 * Sarah Gordon (The First Officer)
 * Vanessa Belini (The Secret Weapon)
 * Katie Culpeper (Agent Pepper)
 * Jackie Micheller (The Insurance)
 * Ananda Valenzuela (Commander)

Honorary Residents:

 * Nick Marshall (The Law)
 * Ursula Chodosh (Secret Weapon Mk II)
 * Daniel and Julia (Real-Life Liaisons)
 * Maggie Cobb (HAS PUPPY)

Fall 2010

 * Ava Luther (The Political Wife)
 * Claire Oberholtzer (Agent Blue)
 * Lyndie Wood (Agent Alice)
 * Sarah Gordon (The First Officer)
 * Vanessa Belini (The Secret Weapon)
 * Katie Culpeper (Agent Pepper)
 * Jackie Micheller (The Insurance)
 * Riley Liptak (The Civilian / The Medic)

Spring 2010

 * Jackie Micheller
 * Ida Dyment
 * Ananda Valenzuela
 * Pema Dorjee
 * Luke Rafferty
 * Auburn Lutzross
 * Kathryn Gorski

Fall 2009

 * Jose Fuentes
 * Jackie Micheller
 * Ida Dyment
 * Madeleine Hahn
 * Ananda Valenzuela
 * Pema Dorjee
 * Sonam Yangzom
 * Luke Rafferty

Fall 2007 to Spring 2008

 * Tenzin Manell
 * William Brideau
 * Jose Fuentes
 * Sara Luttrell
 * FNU Yangzom
 * Sophiya Karki
 * Michelle Gerber... from the Gerber Family...... yes the baby food!!!
 * Josh Rosenthal

Past Residents, ?

 * Ansel Ploog
 * Katie Spero
 * Brett Lewis-Deweese
 * Audrey Shields
 * Edgar Phillips-Jones
 * Alisha Mai Frank