Enfield Mod 65

This House
65 is deeeeeeep in enfield; close to EDH with the living room facing the official EDH parking lot. It's a funky place with a lot of funk: You may love or hate the hug hole in the kitchen wall (which is dark blue) or the salmon bathrooms with such yellow light it feels like being in a yellow place. But you can't just have yellow pleasures in 65, no, there are also a couple hundred (yes, so many it could possibly be a whole fucking hundred) bulbs planted in the strip of dirt beneath the window, all of the rooms have western exposure, there's a coat rack, and the living room does not face the interior of Enfield. Look around the door in Fall or Spring-- you may find some lemon balm growing there.

This is the official home of God King Space Hoagie, master of meats, tyrant of toppings, despot of the deli. Reggie also lives here but we can't let him out, ever. Not even once.

Some warnings: One of the fridges' lower shelf is a planet, rooms E and F are sex dungeouns, Reggies room MUST remain locked at all times, and the entire house was wired by a group of Amish idiots.

About Us
Thousands of years ago, into the future, a parking space originally reserved for Winona Ryder was to be built on this spot, but the rental company decided that lunch break was to be permanent. Several mobs of homeless vagabonds quickly constructed a makeshift shelter which still serves as the mod's living room to this day. The whole sale of asbestos in the 1970's gave rise to immense economic stability to what was then the Sovereign State of Rugmeat, however this did not last long due to a small contra task force collapsing half of the home, the part that would later be the kitchen space. The plot lay untouched until 1987, when several students made an opium den out of styrofoam and hostess cupcakes. This mixture of opium and zebra cakes currently serves as the insulation for the entire house except for the third floor, also known as "Chill Zone Beta". All who live here have either died from stabbing 10 years later, or where found living comfortably in South America.

There are 200 confirmed ghosts living in Mod 65. Can you find them all?

Present Residents
Actual residents:

Mike Lion

Melissa Hardago- Hardarge- Hardibardyfartytarty

Ian Chase

Sam Whitney

Thom "Tommy Showbiz" Mellert

Ben Floss

Bria Sutherland

Mar Hunch the Taste Master

Important Residents

God King Space Hoagie

Witch Gods

Reggie

Jacob G. The Wall Master

Past Residents
All Dead or in South America.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams