Kevin Schwenkler

Kevin Schwenkler is planning to concentrate in Re-imagining Diasporic Feminist Literary Mathmatical Disturbing New Fetishes for Social Change. In his spare time, he has creepy vowel contests with Ellyn Matlack. For example:

Kevin: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!

Ellyn: Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!

Kevin: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Ellyn: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

(And so on)

Also, his life would be complete if he lived on K2. And I am currently looking at him whilst he makes air quotes. That is all.