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In a world fraught with peril and rife with crime, it falls to a select group of citizens to protect and serve the public. They are the few, they are the brave, and this show is not about them...

Cop/Detectives is the story of the officers and detectives of the Avari City Police Department. Through their trials and tribulations, our heroes laugh, learn, love, shoot things, smoke, drink, beat guys up, eat, then shoot things some more. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

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Episodes
Pilot: After his longtime partner's death, Detective Stormare is paired up with Nancy Miller. Captain Chebag moves the team into a new precinct, and new Detectives Guy Fontaine and Rob O'Copp clash violently with both Harrison and each other. Rookie Vendroyll sings a song, and miraculously, some actual police work gets done. Written &amp; Directed by Benjamin Smith

Freudian Slip: When a local doctor tries to kill himself, the precinct is faced with the terrifying prospect of having to say something nice to someone. Meanwhile, Fontaine (and an unwilling O'Copp in turn) discovers a damning secret about Harrison, who himself is still getting used to working with Nancy, his shiny new girl partner. A suspense-filled story, an all new Nancy Miller, and an amazing and thought-provoking use of the word "rimjob." Written by Benjamin Smith, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

A Night with Rookie: When Chebag forces his combative detectives out on a team-building nature hike, a wheelchair-bound Harrison (injured in the line of duty... sort of) gets to stay behind and guard the precinct. The catch? He's stuck with Rookie. Tension, paranoia and horror set in within seconds. Featuring shameless plugs for both Jose Cuervo and the Girl Scouts of America. Written &amp; Directed by Samuel Cherington

Happy Holidays from Everyone at the Avari City Police Department: As the Christmas Eve party approaches, Harrison and Nancy are dispatched to retrieve Chebag's delinquent nephew, all to appease their Captain's raging holiday hormones. Meanwhile, Fontaine is trying to kill people for even worse reasons than usual. Holiday cheer and innuendo abounds as our heroes feel both the cozy warmth and terrifying confusion of this joyful time. Written by Benjamin Smith, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

An Internal Affair to Remember: When Internal Affairs sends their top men, Margard Sheet and J.T. Nelson to finally put a stop to our heroes, Harrison realizes that he'll have to do something shocking and unspeakable: play by the rules. Meanwhile, Chebag spends time with his birthday prostitute, hinting at why the precinct is in trouble in the first place. Written by Samuel Cherington, Andrew Flanagan, Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

The Policeman's Ball(s): Can a machine fall in love? We're not sure, but Rob O'Copp certainly can, and just in time to take Karen Smith to the Policeman's Ball! With only so many women to go around, Harrison, O'Copp and Fontaine find themselves crossing and double-crossing each other just to avoid being the one who ends up without a date. It's heart-warming romantic comedy as only the Cop/Detectives can tell it (God help us...)! Written by William Morey, Samuel Cherington, Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

O'Copp Is Dead: Even Harrison and Fontaine know that running over a fellow detective is no way to start the day, but nevertheless, Rob O'Copp is dead. With a little help from Rookie, the two detectives embark on a journey to bury their fallen comrade. Meanwhile, back at the precinct, Chebag and Nancy deal with some shattering secrets of their own, leading to tension, betrayal and deception on all sides (a relatively normal day in Avari City, all things considered). Story by Benjamin Smith, Daniel Inkeles &amp; Samuel Cherington, Written by Benjamin Smith, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

Dou Or Die: Captain Chebag is missing! Already at each other's throats (literally), Harrison, Nancy and Fontaine (don't forget Rookie!) set out to find their kidnapped boss at the behest of a mysterious aide to the mayor. Along the way, they discover not just a shocking conspiracy against the precinct, but also the true meaning of friendship, loyalty, and above all else, love. Plus they get use their guns a whole bunch. All the pieces come together here, in the pulse-pounding, blood-curdling, bikini-area-waxing FINAL EPISODE of Cop/Detectives! Written by Benjamin Smith, Daniel Inkeles &amp; Samuel Cherington, Directed by Daniel Inkeles &amp; Benjamin Smith

Shorts
Pissing Contest: Harrison Stormare and Guy Fontaine in a battle of wits.

Helping Hands: Harrison Stormare lends a hand around the office...with sexy results.

Strip Search: Harrison Stormare follows the clues to an interesting and uncomfortable place.

I'd Tap That: Fontaine and O'Copp like to listen.

Other Sketches by the Cop/Detectives
Dirty Mouth: The dark side of dental hygiene.

Cast &amp; Characters
Main Characters

Harrison Stormare (Benjamin Smith)

Douglas Chebag (Samuel Cherington)

Nancy Miller (Rita Brandt-Meyer)

Guy Fontaine (Andy Manjuck)

Robert O'Copp (William Morey)

Rookie Vendroyll (Mike Doyle)

Recurring/Guest characters

Bad Priest (Sam Campbell): Seen in Pilot, Happy Holidays from Everyone at the Avari City Police Department, An Internal Affair to Remember, and Dou Or Die

Karen Smith (Alicia Coombs): Seen in Pilot, An Internal Affair to Remember, and The Policeman's Ball(s)

Marmoset (Hannah Todd): Seen in Pilot, Happy Holidays from Everyone at the Avari City Police Department, An Internal Affair to Remember, and The Policeman's Ball(s)

Johnny Listerine (Schuyler Thorne Kelly): Seen in Pilot

Dr. Sigmund Fred (Keith Ward): Seen in Freudian Slip

Iocasta Fred (Athena Currier): Seen in Freudian Slip

Jimmy Listerine-Colgate (Schuyler Thorne Kelly): Seen in A Night with Rookie

Clownfuck (Sam Teitel): Seen in Happy Holidays from Everyone at the Avari City Police Department

Margard Sheet (Daniel Inkeles): Seen in An Internal Affair to Remember

J.T. Nelson (Andrew Flanagan): Seen in An Internal Affair to Remember and The Policeman's Ball(s)

Kandi Applebob (Katharine Duckett): Seen in An Internal Affair to Remember and Dou Or Die

Councilman Maggio (Peter Gray): Seen in An Internal Affair to Remember

Stevie Zemeckis (Nick Chandler): Seen in The Policeman's Ball(s) and Dou Or Die

Trooper Kurn Grunson (Chris Maggio): Seen in O'Copp Is Dead

Famous Quotes Regarding Cop/Detectives
"We need more shows like this." - Bruce Campbell

"Fantastic!" - Michael Showalter

"Cool." - David Wain

"That's great." - Ken Marino

"I think you boys may have something here." - Abraham Ravett