A2

A fucking Dos
A2's the bomb. Deal with it. Seriously, you talk shit and you'll stop talking shit shortly afterwards. Y'know why, right? It's 'cause we're the shit. The fucking stimulus package lives here. Watch yoself.

Official Stickball Team
As of January 31, 2010, the residents of A Fuckin' 2 have assembled a motley group of dedicated, driven, and downright dirty stickball players. We formally challenge any and all willing opponents to a game which shall take place on the Merrill quad at a time of your choosing. Think you got what it takes? Well fuckin' prove it then, mofo!

Reputation
As of September 2009, AF2 has the worst reputation of any hall on campus. It has received a record number of noise complaints in the history of the college, with a whopping 8,234,666 as of September 10, 2009 - astonishingly, 95% of those noise complaints occurred before all of the residents of the hall had moved in for the year.

Members, mofo!

 * Will "Goddamn" Romey
 * Ryan "Fuck" Mihaly
 * Dangerous B
 * Andrew "Manthong" Feinberg
 * Epp "Epp" Epp
 * Thom "Satan" Ciaburri
 * Ted "In a Bed" Alexander
 * Will "Flamelord" ... ? ... Delphia
 * Lauren "Lauren 'Lauren `Lauren Flinner` Flinner' Flinner" Flinner
 * Ben Abscadafel Yellin
 * Gabe "Ben Yellin" Brown
 * Kai "Christopher" Beavers
 * Oscar "Angry" Peacock
 * Kathi "Poon Dragon" Kaity
 * Katie "The Formidable Feinberg Switcheroo" Frank
 * Georgie "RAZR 40 oz." Delgado
 * Sage "Little Nemo" McGuppy