Jorge Delgado Hodges

Jorge "Georgie" "Whore Hay" Delgado is a first year from the island commune of Puerto Rico. He was neither one for heat nor for the lackage of income tax or electoral college votes, and so he decided to move to the icy cold forest region of W-Mass. He hates most athletic endeavors, preferring instead to dwell amongst musicians, poets, rabbis, hippies, rabbits, hampshire students, Twilight readers, lumberjacks, and WEREWOLVES. Georgie is at times what one might refer to as a "mental patient", both literally and figuratively. Oftentimes he is willing to laugh at himself, but do not be fooled! He is easily distraught and led to tears, because he is a weakling. Actually, this is a ruse. 1 in every 3 experts recommend that if you wish to have a good life, or a life of any kind, you keep your distance from this carrier of ebola--the coolest disease known to man.