Enfield Mod 43

==Alternative Names== Wine Cuntry, Bitch Mod, Modistat, Red Tent Mod, Sad Girls Mod.

Cuntry Porch
Located at the side of the building, facing the Enfield quad.

Ameneties

 * slate patio
 * one table
 * three functional chairs
 * one broken chair
 * one consistently overflowing pink ashtray that Barbara made in high school ceramics
 * one bench dragged from elsewhere on campus
 * several decorative boulders

Culture
This magnificent porch, undoubtedly the best porch Hampshire College has to offer, offers a large area for all of the residents of Dyke or Die mod (and the Miserable Butches Auxiliary) to congregate, chain smoke, and gossip. It is calm and peaceful in the early mornings on Cuntry Porch, despite the large, loud, obnoxious family of very small and irritating birds living and shrieking in a nearby tree. In the evening, various rambunctious shenanigans have been spotted on this all around perfect porch including sing alongs, dancing, and occasional belligerence.

City Porch
Located in the front of the building facing the RCC in close proximity to several other mods and their porches.

Ameneties

 * some weather protection
 * one blue recycling bin
 * one tiny metal bucket (also consistently overflowing with cigarette butts)
 * one time there was a chicken bone on City Porch for a while

Culture
This porch allows for more outside contact than Cuntry Porch, something that can be slightly overwhelming for many of the hermitous inhabitants of Mod 43. It does give some protection from the elements, though lacks the seating options available on Cuntry Porch. This porch is the preferred porch during rain. It has also been acclaimed as a great space to process feelings due to it's almost tucked-away nature.

2012-2013 Residents
Everyone who you've ever wanted to befriend and/or mack it with at Hampshire College, including:
 * Barbara
 * Lily Johnson
 * Reid
 * Molly Epstein
 * Thomas Brown
 * Harry Score
 * Caz McGovern McKinnon

Frequently Asked Questions
Why do your mod have so many names? Because.

What's up with the patio? Shut up.

Why do you take porch life so seriously? Why do you take whatever it is that YOU do so seriously?

May I sit on the patio? You may sit and/or stand on patio if you are in good standing with Dyke or Die Mod. If you are not in good standing, it's recommended that you keep much farther away than the patio.

 May I come over for a home-cooked dinner sometime? No.

 Why don't I ever see any of you around? We don't leave the house, our porches are too nice.

How do I join the Miserable Butches Auxiliary? Invite only

Is this the after-party? Go away.

Is that Lauryn Hill? It's Queen Latifah, you stupid rim job.

Do you have a theme song? Perhaps.