James Perry Hartman

James Perry Hartman: his cardinal traits include depression and worry, and he most enjoys washing socks – Hampshire students, however, do not seem to use footwear most of the time (possibly he collects them). James almost always expresses a negative attitude, and displays hypochondriac tendencies (he is apparently allergic to dogs) and he expresses deeply ingrained superstition. James is Hampshire College's cook and launderer, and has a penchant for singing the blues. James is greenish-blue with reddish-orange hair, and always wears a red hat and brown scarf. He is the only primary Hampshire student whose eyes remain invisible, and he prefers to live on his own, although he is close friends with both Morgana and Wembley. He is commonly known to smell like Quakers and health food stores.