Hasement

The Hasement is the nickname of the Dakin H basement. The Hasement contains the largest single on campus. In addition to this glorious three walled, one windowed enchanting masterpiece of a single dorm room, the private apartment for the Dakin housing director is located next door. Only these two rooms exist in the Hasement.

History of the Hasement begins in the third millenium AD, specifically, 2008, with the arrival of the social movement that is commonly referred to as Benjamin Yellin, esq. This maritime juggler scholar/comedian/author/mother of five has been quoted saying, "I like the extra space."

= Swiss Cheese =

Rumors have started surfacing during the start of the 2008-2009 year that the Hasement is a Swiss Cheese-free zone, however, Yellin has stated that this is an "outrage to that which is my reputation" and also that "cheeses from all walks of life are welcome in the Hasement, Swiss included."

However, Yellin has been reported spouting "I hate Chinese people."