Enfield Mod 71

'''"Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place." -Thufir Hawat'''

PAST RESIDENTS:


 * Jordan Persson (Div III)
 * Ian Campbell (Div III)
 * Zachary Clemente (Div III)
 * Juliet Kahn (Div III)
 * Zachary Parker (Div II)
 * Timothy_Carroll (Div II)
 * Ethan Ludwin-Peery (Div II)
 * Rachel Creemers (Div II)

You will never love another human being as much as Mod 71 loves rocking ultimate.

On April 26, 2011, 71 became an officially designated mod. Its members all identify as being The Best Around.

You Are A Mere Plebeian, And Thus Can Only Approach the Amaranthine Glory That is Mod 71 Through Bullet Points


 * SHONEN POWER
 * Rock Band, with an emphasis on Bowie, Talking Heads, No Doubt, The Killers and WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE DAI GURREN DAN
 * Viking meat logs
 * Speaking of Freya: MEEEEETTTTTAAAALLLL
 * "I should be in Lemelson!"
 * Comics comics comics
 * Not to mention a bookshelf shaped like the Flash symbol
 * Orange crushed velvet curtains
 * Punching bags (hung onto trees)
 * Scott Pilgrim, to the point where you feel like you should be embarrassed and cut back on the number of times you quote it per day, but then you realize that you're having too much fun and you decide to hell with it, this is awesome
 * And so: SCOTT PILGRIM, THE MOD
 * [[Image:Yeeeeeah.gif]]
 * Pantslessness, shirtlessness
 * Speaking of Ian: Ian.
 * Also Kelly Fitz. She's ours, DEAL WITH IT /shades
 * Did you finish your Four Loko?
 * Cow tongue
 * "Are you nervous?"
 * Borderlands, Halo: Reach (ZOMBIEGAY), Dead Rising 2 (fetching Zombrex, in a dress), etc.
 * An overabundance of headphones
 * Speaking of Jordan: playing vidjagaems, and by that I mean buying shoes
 * Break Stuff, Steal Things
 * WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A HAIRCUT, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A HAIRCUU-UUU-UUUT
 * Pokemon, Esquire, Time, Popular Science, Sky Mall
 * Mod 71-tan
 * Andrew W.K. as a guide to life
 * Tsundere
 * Speaking of Juliet: MEGA MILK
 * Dominos two medium two-topping pizzas
 * Meowlykitz, Freyafish, Grrlmente, Flamian, Sparrowdeleine, Parkoala, and however many more Pokemodmates to come
 * Shower music
 * "Surprising no one."
 * PANTY STOCKING PANTY PANTY STOCKING OOH!~
 * LAME POSTER (SCOTT)
 * Fancy furniture
 * Geekery, everywhere, forever
 * Crescent rolls filled with cheese, chocolate, honey, Nutella
 * Screenings on Zach's bed
 * Family portraits
 * COME AT ME SNOW
 * The Worst Janterm Ever
 * Dealing with The Worst Janterm Ever like the slew of bosses we are
 * Snow sharks, snow shenanigans in general
 * Jordan/Ian/Juliet/Homestuck=OT4
 * "CHECK FOR AN UPDATE!"
 * Ian Campbell, starship captain
 * Door window murals
 * I WANT YOU TO MAKE BELIEVE IT'S THE FIRST TIME
 * Hacking the motion sensors
 * "IT'S BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BUT IT'S A GREAT SONG OKAY"
 * "_________ is my spirit animal."
 * Buxon reindeer 28-tan
 * Being the mod of Wise Men
 * Valentine's Day 2011: CLASSYSCALIBUR
 * Freya Roe's Cleaning Warpath
 * Being excellent people and wonderful friends and a marvelous mod full of grandiloquently-described things in general
 * Did I mention SHONEN POWER

Tropes

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- Jonah Pollack (Old Man Pollack, eats tongue and cheesecake, conforms to no man's sleep schedule. Pretends to be wholesome, but actually hangs out with hipsters. Has been spotted lurking through Prescott on several occasions.) - Jordan Persson (Headphones, weird little Japanese rock bands, microwave burritos, GUYS WHY AREN'T WE PARTYING. New and improved Speakerhead with light-up vest! could spend an entire week dressed as Scott Pilgrim.) - Ian Campbell (The scrappy shonen hero halfway through his journey, if the scrappy shonen hero lounged around in his boxer briefs eating wings and being ~sassy~.) - Freya Roe (Valkyrie She-Ra with tendencies towards Finland, METAL, heykellyfitzwhassup, and actually being, like, responsible and mature.) - Juliet Kahn (Half Haruhi Suzumiya, half Kim Pine, a dash of Revy Two-Hands, pretty much the greatest ever yeah you wanna fight about it?) - Zachary Parker (Laid back, but will fence the crap out of you. Entirely too calm for this mod. Takes photos of Spider-Man. He'll have the photos on your desk in the morning.) - Zachary Clemente (Makes bookshelves shaped like the Flash symbol. Gushes adorably over movies/comics/etc. Mod Dad. Chocolate chip cookies~) - Zachary Zwiebel (Lovable lurker. Animation student with fierce taste in anime and the best last name in the mod.)

Past Residents
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 * 1) Juliet Kahn (F10 - S11)
 * 2) Freya Roe (F10 - S11)
 * 3) Zachary Clemente (F10 - S11)
 * 4) Zachary Parker (F10 - S11)
 * 5) Jonah Pollack (F10 - S11)
 * 6) Ian Campbell (F10 - S11)
 * 7) Jordan Persson (F10 - S11)
 * 8) Daniel Eareckson (F09 - S10)
 * 9) Dillon Compton (F09 - S10)
 * 10) Evan Silberman (F09 - S10)
 * 11) Margaret McGrew (F09 - S10)
 * 12) Stephen Morton (F09 - S10)
 * 13) Zachary Zwiebel (F09 - S10)
 * 14) Alex Dell (F09)
 * 15) Julia Mattes (F08 - S10)
 * 16) Freya Roe (F08-S09)
 * 17) Tom Auxier (F08-S09)
 * 18) Mike Rozycki (F08-S09)
 * 19) Simone Stemper (F07 - S09)
 * 20) Daniel Inkeles (F07 - S08)
 * 21) Andrew Flanagan (F07 - S08)
 * 22) Samuel Cherington (F07 - S08)
 * 23) Alicia Coombs (F07 - S08)
 * 24) Kristen Sund (F07 - S08)
 * 25) Kristian Brevik (F07 - S08)
 * 26) Danice (Day) Willock (F08 - S09)
 * 27) Athena Currier (F07)