Maxime Simonet

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Maxime Simonet
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Beautiful, right?
Contact Information
Residence: Precott 75
Year of Entry: F07
Division: II
Concentration: Video/Theatre/Music
Areas of Interest:
Languages I Know: None
Languages I Am Learning: English
Faculty I Collaborate(d) With in Division I: Ken Hoffman
Faculty I Collaborate(d) With in Division II: Abe Ravett, Joan Braderman, Marty Ehlrich, Leonard Berkman(Smith)
Faculty I Collaborate(d) With in Division III: Ellie Donkin, Chris Perry, John Bruner
School: [[with school::School of Hipness]]

Maxime Ellis Whiting Simonet (born July 11th, 1989), better known as Max, aka Maxipad, aka Maxibird, aka The Father of American rappers and actors, is a student at Hampshire College and is awesome. Max stands for "Men act [all like the] Xylophone [and shit]." He is known for romantic ballads such as "I Need Love" and "Hey Lover" as well as pioneering hip-hop such as "Headsprung", "I Can't Live Without My Radio", "I'm Bad", "The Boomin' System", "Mama Said Knock You Out", and "4, 3, 2, 1". He has also appeared in several films.



What is greater than this man? Maxime Simonet is not only attractive, he is just great in general. Accept it.

The Incident

In March 2009, the famous incident occurred. It was of huge interest to most of the socially aware and active community. People began commenting about it regularly. According to some people, "It was a time of great interest, with much implications to the way we live, act, and be." Max responded to all this with a brief moment of silence, a road side dinner with the directer of relevant affairs, and by buying a horse.

The horse's name is Mantiquity, and has been ridden by many people who are uncomfortable with their identity due to important information raised to public consciousness by the incident. It has been taken into account that perhaps this general act of goodness should have gone rewarded, but Max has routinely noted that the incident was of pure good will.

It has now become a bipartisan struggle, and Max has been reaching across the aisle of life politics in order to bring about peace and understanding in the areas applicable to the incident's revelatory ideas. All praises to Max for bringing about the incident. As the traditional chant goes; "Hey, hey, nani, nani, baram bang, proust!"


Max has participated/is currently participating in:

-The Coq Talk Radio Program

-Spring Falafel Think Tank

-Fall 2007 Director's Showcase

-Spring 2008 Musical Hair


-Your Life

The Outside

-NewQuantityDemand (Actor,Director)

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